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Gricus Burger Menu

Burgers

The Baynham Bacon Burger

Put some filthy pig on that angry cow!

The Greasy Monkey

Monkey. Plain. Simple. Yummy!

Walker's Hippie Burger

Patchouli and lentil substance with a side of hipster self-loathing.  

Gricus' Plain Ol' Burger*

Grade D meat, bunny bread. Do NOT ask to add anything else.

Cutrer's Rare Cut Burger

From the "unwanted" bits. Pink slime, schmaltz, testicles, human cuticles, and more. They're all there!

Norton's Nibble Fish Burger

Straight Outta Turkey! This fish is fed a straight diet of Turkey.

                                                         Not Burgers

The Sub 

Reluctantly served every Friday from 1:45 to 3:00 PM.  

Milam Meatpie

Have you ever seen Sweeney Todd? It is loosely based on our restaurant! Same recipe!!!

*Meatclaimer: This beef may or may not be safe to eat. PLEASE do NOT complain.

 

 

Sides

Grease

You can never have enough.

The Walter's Whiffers 

Don't smell it, just eat it. Fast.

Dessert 

The Carton

A carton of chocolate covered cigarettes.

Gricus' Smore's

An old spin on an old favorite. We have replaced the graham crackers with bread, the marshmallows with a beef patty, and the chocolate with cheddar cheese!